There once was a terrorist clot/
Who hatched a derivative plot/
To short Dortmund stock/
Then give them a shock/
He made a bomb, and he did not. 37 more words
Over the past few months, there has been a lot of hay made in the press about “alternative facts.” The term is a sarcastic euphemism; when something is labeled an alternative fact, the clear implication is that it is not a fact at all. 630 more words
Given an equation that gives the height traveled by a model rocket as a function of time, finding the maximum height and the time corresponding to the maximum.