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Dear Unwanted Admirer

Dear Unwanted Admirer, 

I’m not a bitch because I don’t want you. I am very flattered by your interest, but, to be frank, I’m not looking for a date – I’m at work. 632 more words

Nightclub

Mercy

What does it mean Mercy? According to the dictionary it means: kind or forgiving treatment of someone who could be treated harshly; kindness or help given to people who are in a very bad or desperate situation; a good or lucky fact or situation. 761 more words

Support

Desperate Housewife Fantasizes About Unattractive Neighbor Who Gets Shit Done

SEATTLE, WA (SP) — Desperate housewife, Stephanie Miner, spends a lot of time these days staring out her window at her neighbor’s yard.  Well, more accurately, Miner is obsessed with her unattractive neighbor, Carl Hermosa, who “really gets a lot of shit done,” according to sources. 387 more words

Tastes Like Chicken

That First Bite of Elephant

I am lucky that I do have a bit of an entrepreneurial spirit and have a couple of businesses I run on the side.  The first was becoming a Mary Kay Beauty Consultant a decade ago.  122 more words

Desperate

The Quest For 19800 Items

Through a series of unfortunate circumstances…and bad decisions, I find myself pinned in a corner and needing a lot of money fast. Yes, I’ve tried the logical methods but alas to no avail and I’m certain no fault of my own (insert guilt ridden eye rolling emoji here). 109 more words

Desperate

Freedom

I was trying very hard, but it was almost impossible to eat the brick. I had managed to hook my teeth into the little grooves at the edge, but biting down was being an issue. 667 more words

Writing

Where in the World is Fake Sarah?

People have asked about me, where I’ve been and how I’ve been doing. That came as a surprise, because when you live a life in which no one gives a damn about you, having complete strangers even remember you exist long enough to ask how you’re doing is touching. 211 more words

Abuse