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David Cameron offers to fight Thora Hird

Reeling from heckling and abuse at yesterday’s Age UK conference, an increasingly desperate PM has said he wants to fight the long deceased actress.

David Cameron has said that older people are a bunch of ungrateful sods and he wishes he’d cut their pensions in the same way he’s cut the benefits of younger people. 226 more words


The Hunt Continues

Another day, another dollar… Or lack of a dollar. I’m still looking for a job without much luck. All I keep getting is, “turn this in, turn that in, etc.”. 60 more words

The Norm

The Will of an Old Man, in the Hospital, looking out his Window

It’s raining
how quaint that the
world would cry at a
time like this.
How strange that
such beauty is only
visible to me as… 197 more words

Shorter Works

To whom it may concern...

Okay people, i’m back!!! Finally done with my exams. *whew* And from the bottom of my butt, i sincerely apologise for starving all my faithful followers out there for a good number of days. 70 more words


“Are you desperate to find something more before your life is over?” -Welcome to My Life, Simple Plan

Wake up

Braush your teeth

Take a shower…

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A Manifesto for Not Selling Anything

If we were all free
We would not be
Telling other people
What they could be
By what they could buy


Are you there David? Its me Jane

Dear Mr Cameron,

Its almost midnight, and as I sit alone, I couldnt help but think what you’re doing right now. I wonder if we have… 494 more words