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I Sucked His D*ck Twice And It Helped Me Realize My Self-Worth

I blew him. Gave him the sloppy-toppy. He got neck from me. Whatever you want to call it—I sucked his dick. Twice, actually. The first time he was perched up top a washing machine, I was drunk off Malibu and social acceptance. 737 more words

Oy Vey! Depraved Communist New York Mayor Sucks Up to Jews Over D*ck Sucking Circumcision Ritual

Would liberal/progressive/Communist Mayor Bill de Blasio of New York City negotiate with Christians over a health issue involving children?

Nope. He’d send Christian parents to jail. 297 more words

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Magaluf, WTF...

Magaluf has never struck me as the sort of place I’d like to visit. It’s sort of like a version of ‘Escape from New York’ set on a Spanish island where the only Spaniards are the people in charge of pumping stomachs and where custom dictates that god-awful techno be blared at excruciating volumes in order to mask the sound of knuckles being dragged across the Punta Balena pavement. 1,079 more words