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Origin

I didn’t realise that there was a dickhead seed
When planted you can grow yourself a dickhead tree
It might just be me but it seems to be… 135 more words

Word

"The Dickhead"

I haven’t been on any dates this month, been a bit busy, and let’s face it dating often brings many knock-backs until you meet a good one. 516 more words

Dating

Today

Today I am all over the place. I’m beginning to think I’m bipolar. Maybe I’m just crazy. I warn people about that but they never believe me. 415 more words

Adultery

The Corridor

On Wednesday, I was put on corridor duty for the first time. This essentially means dealing with all the kids who’ve kicked-off in class and had to be removed. 72 more words

Blog

My Birthday In Retrospect

I had a birthday this year. I’ve had one every year since I’ve been alive. This year’s was quite different.

When I was younger I always had a party. 1,858 more words

Affair With Cousin

SHORTY SATURDAY l I'M YOU, DICKHEAD

In a world where time travel is a simple hospital procedure, a man jumps back in time to force his 10 year old self to learn guitar, so that he can get more action with the ladies in the present day.

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Shorty Saturday