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Progress

My room has white walls. Grey bedspread. One dresser, black, four drawers. Black plastic storage unit on top of the dresser, bought for less than twenty bucks from Target. 304 more words

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Chapter 1: Katy Perry Lawyer

“I had no idea there was soft core porn on this channel.”

Katy Perry Lawyer’s texting sessions seemed painfully normal at first. Benign topics of family, food, travels, and education are generally safe segways into bulbous penis pics, or so I’ve heard.

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NYC Police Officer Harasses Uber Driver

Via Video Description:

“Police abuse of an Uber driver in New York City. In an unmarked car, the policeman was allegedly attempting to park without using his blinker at a green light. 183 more words

WTF?!

The Left’s Hypocrisy on Sexism

When Julia Gillard was Prime Minister, she was subjected to a seeming unending array of taunts and condemnations, some of them sexist, some of them not; some of them simply labelled sexist because nowadays it appears that any strongly negative comment regarding a woman in power is inherently sexist, unless they happen to be a conservative woman like Bronwyn Bishop, in which case one can slip into that sexist paradigm and no-one is likely to say much. 581 more words

The Snake Man

as I lay in bed with my dick in my head

as the snake moves along golden groves

on a path alone with the only backbone… 57 more words

Poetry

Hangover Madness

Today I am trying to work out how much of a dickhead I am.

Last night I went out and got very, very drunk with work colleagues. 346 more words

Life As A Drifter.

Life Expectancy

I’m pretty sure I’m going to end up offing myself before 40. If I make it all the way till 40, I’ll be really surprised. 693 more words

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