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Tinder date #5

Pablo, the dickhead, 38, Spanish (Can’t remember his profession and don’t care)

Pablo and I matched on Saturday 16 January 2016, just two days after my date with A. 1,290 more words

Sex

The I in Dickhead

Fuck ‘em, we’ll scare ‘em shitless, arrest any fucker who shares unhealthy opinions publicly, focus on the popular ones, I want them seen behind bars, I want news of arrests in all newspapers and on all websites, let them know some words will not be tolerated, talk to our guys in the purple church, tell ‘em to report any and all annoyances to me personally, they’re our friends, we scratch their backs they’ll scratch ours, I want at least one host to speak freely about speech-related arrests, I want him to be serious, frustrated, and scared, he will scare his listeners, show them we don’t even care, don’t bother with disclosing matters that may cause controversy, and let some dissenters speak, I want them fighting together, two teams, send our guys to show unlimited support for us on the streets and on talk shows, 1984 my ass, we’ll give ‘em 2016.

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Frustrations And Disappointments

‘Labour should be ahead in polls’, complains man largely responsible for Labour’s not being ahead in polls

Labour MP Chris Leslie has declared that the party ought to be “absolutely steaming ahead” in the opinions polls before the forthcoming local elections, apparently blissfully unaware of his own integral role to the party’s current reputation for unelectability. 245 more words

UK Politics

Tommy Little: Dickhead @ Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2016 (12/04/2016)

The Most Loveable Dickhead Around.

Known for his self-deprecating witty charm (and dimpled smile), the middleclass weapon Tommy Little is back for the 2016 Melbourne International Comedy Festival with what could be his best work yet.  317 more words

Comedy

at first light

at first light
the mourning dove’s
too-thin song:
nee-eed-you-ou-ou

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Carpe Diem Haiku Kai
Morning

Carpe Diem Haiku Kai

Bloke Whistling Along to Songs in Pub Impresses People with His Talent

Punters at a popular Irish pub in Prague have had their experience enhanced by a man whistling along to songs played over the pub’s sound system, it has emerged. 222 more words

Humour