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Why Losing Weight is Like Running A Business

How many times have you stepped on the scale and been disappointed with the numbers? And how many times has that disappointment lead to giving up? 432 more words


Prepare your brain

There are a lot of people who will tell you that you need to lose that extra body fat without even realising how hard it is. 479 more words


Rude Limerick Maybe?

A hardworking hooker, not picky

about who’d she’d get hot and quite sticky

she jerked Nig, Claude and Fred

to Big Dave she gave head… 11 more words


Oh go on then, it is Wednesday after all.

Once a man who would give nought to charity

had a moment of soul searching clarity

gave up all he possessed

to the poor did divest… 11 more words


Big Boned - and why I can't use that as an excuse

I do not want to say anything disparaging against those that are big boned, or just naturally a person that is not going to ever be thin. 1,279 more words


It's getting personal now it seems.

There once was a woman from Maine

loved her dog but it drove her insane

ate her chairs and the sofa

soiled her husband Bill’s loafer… 122 more words


Up yours Tuesday

Once a chap hated Tuesday, such dread

so he refused to get out of his bed

To sleep Monday, forlorn

and get up Wednesday morn

and between under blankets instead