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Un-natural sex acts, and slimebags in Sierra Madre, CA: but, sex-really? That's very un-Catholic. Or is it???

Well, Panoptical Orpheus has returned to Sierra Madre, CA, from a sojourn in the hills of the Sierra Madre Range, just behind Our Towne, and what I have to report may shock some people, while others-such as first responder’s and… 1,016 more words

Sierra Madre police blotter: Pasadena cop caught in Sierra Madre with shitloads of semi-automatic weapons, probably to protect the children.

Panoptical Orpheus, the world renowned pedophile fighter, who has recently come to Sierra Madre, CA to hunt the hordes of pedophiles that ravage this town, recently discovered that, for some reason- pedophiles are nearly non-existent here, and those who do are very well controlled by the… 958 more words

Adding 1964 Rolling Stones Decca 7" 45"Off the Hook" Vinyl signed by Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Brian Jones, Bill Wyman and Charlie Watts to 25 K in prizes previously offered to the first person who can disprove FSPHP President did not commit multiple felonies!

It has now been almost two months since I offered over $25 thousand dollars in cool prizes to the first person to disprove past president of the Federations of State Physician Health Programs and Medical Director of Physician Health Services, inc. 1,011 more words

"Physician Health"

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Finally the world can hear greatness. This song was one of the hidden gems that my brother Dyna$ty finally felt the need to let go of. 93 more words

Are You There God? It's Me, Debbie.

There is a scene in the film DEADPOOL in which the title character finds himself captured by a mutant named Colossus. Deadpool can heal. So fast that it’s impossible to kill him. 758 more words