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You Know I Got The Sauce

“You know I got the sauce you know I’m saucy
And it’s always wet, a bitch never ever had to use lip gloss on it…

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Giselle Chauveau

Busy night

Friday night was drive night. Regular readers will know that I like to get made up and dressed up on a Friday night and go for a drive. 534 more words

Dirty Stories

69 @ 45

….is the door code for all the wards in the hospital. Easy to remember-my age and my aspiration. Just don’t let me be fifty and still here and trying to remember what age i was when i started this damned job, the door code a constant reminder of how long i’ve been doing this damn job. 1,476 more words

Sad Songs And Dirty Stories

SPECIAL

I sit in the little waiting room watching ‘homes under the hammer’ until i’m called through.

It’s a nice lady. It’s always a nice lady and they’re always gorgeous, why is that? 1,277 more words

Sad Songs And Dirty Stories

It

“I got it through an arrangement,” the man told the doctor with a scowl. “But it’s defective. It just lays there, giving me dirty looks. It barely does anything at all.” 2,368 more words

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