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Many people don’t know this, but Caesar was quite the lady’s man.

One time he was bragging to his Bros about a woman he met, he said, “vidi, vici, veni”


After Dinner

I’d just finished the dishes. I dried my hands on the dish towel, and began digging for lids in the bottom drawer to cover the leftovers. 1,713 more words


My coworker Mohammed was looking depressed

so I asked him what was wrong?”My wife’s going through “the change” and to be honest I’m just not finding her attractive any more.””What, menopause?” I asked.”No, puberty.” He replied.


It felt so good to have jesus in my heart

so I tried Buddha in my liver and Satan in my butt