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Many people don’t know this, but Caesar was quite the lady’s man.

One time he was bragging to his Bros about a woman he met, he said, “vidi, vici, veni”

Jokes

After Dinner

I’d just finished the dishes. I dried my hands on the dish towel, and began digging for lids in the bottom drawer to cover the leftovers. 1,713 more words

Bdsm

My coworker Mohammed was looking depressed

so I asked him what was wrong?”My wife’s going through “the change” and to be honest I’m just not finding her attractive any more.””What, menopause?” I asked.”No, puberty.” He replied.

Funny

It felt so good to have jesus in my heart

so I tried Buddha in my liver and Satan in my butt

Funny