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GRANDAD SAYS

Grandad says……

 

It won’t cost you owt’ t’smile Grandad says,

tha’s ad’ a face as long as a fiddle for days !

Nowt’s ever free less it’s a prize tha win, 48 more words

POETRY

SCIENTISTS SAY……

Scientists say ………


‘There will be sadness no more

it’s dying out due to something, we’re quite sure

We’ve measured smiles, laughter and even giggles… 79 more words

POETRY

Cat Among The Pigeons

Meow Meow Meow,
Meow Meow,
Meow Meow,
Meow Meow Meow,
Meow Meow.

Tweet Tweet Tweet,
Tweet Tweet.
Tweet Tweet Tweet Tweet,
Tweet Tweet.

Meow,
Tweet Tweet, 18 more words

Poetry

Dear Child of Web

Dear child of the Social Net

Stop acting like a Liberal’s pet.

Vile words and names in torrents spew,

At those deemed not aligned with you… 19 more words

Editorial

Kissing the magpie

Eddie kissed a magpie
he said it brought him luck
the magpie seemed quite livid
so we admired young Edward’s pluck
but then kissed a seagull… 14 more words