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Finishing Wagner Off

Stephen Fry just climaxed
on my TV screen
the way his mouth fell open
was..
(a) a rather troubling scene
(b) to leave the larder clean
(c) just right for Lohengrin

fluff

I was such a fan of Velcro
but I’m not anymore
cos there’s fluff inside my pocket
that just wasn’t there before.

shake and vac

these words fall out
in the middle of the night
like dandruff from my brain
and despite attempts
to scoop them up
they won’t go back in again… 35 more words

A DITTY PLAYING IN MY HEAD: MONDAY'S CHILD, ETC.

Have you ever had a song playing in your head until you can’t stop hearing it?  The one I’ve been thinking about, and which I wrote a post about a couple of years ago, is a kind of nursery rhyme about the days of the week. 369 more words

Blue Mondays

Blog Remixes #1 : 1974 (originally released March 16)

You were on the monkey bars
and I was on the swings
I think I could have loved you
if I’d known then of such things… 51 more words

Piko-Taro's new song is another fruity ditty

(Source: www.straitstimes.com)

Japanese comedian Piko-Taro is back with another fruit-themed English ditty.

This time, it features orange juice – the only juice which he likes, according to the video. 150 more words

Current Affairs

A BIT OF NONSENSE

“Do you think I’ve gone round the bend?“ 
“I’m afraid so. You’re mad, bonkers, completely off your head.
But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.” 

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Verse