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Where have my cats gone?

Went on a cat holiday.

Ich will ein fraulein.



Call me out
Call me lover

If anything at all please call me over

If anything at all let me hold you closer.

There’s a couple jokes I erased… 18 more words


Orange Spots

Last night, I was loading the dishwasher, my pet cockatiel perching on the facet. She was fluffed up to twice her normal size, enjoying the warm water heating up the metal of the facet under her feet. 126 more words