I belive it was Rush Limbaugh who asked and answered the following question:
“What is the difference between dogs and cats?”
“Dogs have masters and cats have staff” 68 more words
Meet Didga the cat. He’s an ambitious little fellow. Whereas most cats dream of tearing the heads off mice, sh*tting in other people’s gardens and getting run over by cars, Didga dreams of enslaving the enemies of ALL cats – dogs. 54 more words
Many young people may believe that dogs vs cats has been going on for centuries. It may feel natural to have these kinds of debates. But, we have to take a step back from our existence in this moment in time and realize we live a lot differently from people 100 years ago. 350 more words
10. Dogs always warn you when there’s a house fire.
9. According to Cruella Deville, they make excellent coats.
8. Dogs are too stupid to lie. 174 more words