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Leprechaun : Origins (2014)

“How bad could it really be?” I asked.

“It couldn’t be worse than Leprechaun 4 : In Space could it?” I wondered.

Turns out the answers were “Horrendous” and “Yes” respectively. 220 more words

2010s

Devils Due (2014)

New rule: Anyone attempting to get another found footage project green lit has to sit through EVERY OTHER found footage movie since Blair Witch.

Seriously. Learn from your fucking peers and put the goddamn shaky camera the fuck DOWN… 434 more words

Drunk

Shrooms (2007)

What’s that? Another Irish horror?

I’m subbing in for Sweaty this Sunday, and I figured i’d hearken back to some of my heritage (and my habits) and make this weekend a drunken Irish one. 223 more words

Drunk

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

Holy fuck tits. If you insist on watching this, fill a bathtub with the worst rotgut that money can buy and fuckin swim in it. 317 more words

Drunk