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Mother's Day Check-in

I promised you an update, so here it is.

I succeeded in getting my mother drunk, and she succeeded in getting me drunk.

We actually had a pretty wonderful time very much facilitated by alcohol and the presence of my father-in-law’s friends. 180 more words

Life

Prelude to Getting Drunk with Mom

I haven’t done the whole Mother’s Day thing in a while, so I want to get it right.

Today, I have planned an outing that revolves entirely upon the sampling of fermented grapes so that my mother and I can, with all class and elegance, meet on some common ground. 274 more words

Life

The Dumbest Idea

In my last post, I mentioned that I should talk about the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.

Don’t worry; this is a humorous story. (But we really should not have done the thing.) 1,006 more words

Boing! Lunavity “gravity reduction”

Lunavity is a system designed to augment the human capability of jumping. An attachable multi-rotor elevates the user during the movement, enabling them to leap higher and further.” 270 more words
Technology

How To Lose Five Pounds Overnight!

…Literally.

It’s super easy!

Just get yourself a nice case of food poisoning or a really aggressive gastrointestinal bug. If you can arrange for it to take hold around the time you go to bed, all the better–by the time you wake up and find that you can’t even keep liquids down, you’ll already have gone hours without eating or drinking! 580 more words

Balllet

Extremely Bad Advice - Sloppy Neighbors

Dear SJ: My neighbor has been inviting us over for dinner for months. We went once and were quite disgusted. The place was a mess. Pizza boxes on the floor, dirty clothes all over, old newspapers and mail covering all the counters, and the cat’s litter box is right in the middle of the room with little pieces scattered in front.

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Personal Expression