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Greatest Douche-bag Behavior Ever

Hey everyone, how have you all been?

So just a few days ago, I got a request from a friend of mine who wanted me to write a blog post about some of the d-bags that I had comes across when I was big on the dating scene. 707 more words

Dating

Area Man Rates Dancers at Local Strip Club, C- at Best (Wayzata, MN)

John Sorenson, 43, known for his ability to “shotgun” two beers at once (the art of drinking two cold ones by poking a hole in the bottom of each can and tipping his head back to guzzle the liquid that pours freely from the punctures), has visited a local gentleman’s club and is excited to deliver his rating for each dancer and a few of the wait staff too. 315 more words

Satire

12news.com | Ducey makes unverified, false claims about teacher pay in Arizona

You are a liar, a cheat and a Mondo-Grande Colostomy Bag of FILTH, Governor Dougie Douchebaggerry!!! Your schools, and teacher pay, are damn near the worst performing and lowest paid in the Nation… But keep pumping out that Republicunt Fake News, ya Fucktard…. 24 more words

Geo-politics, Socio-economics

Blogging from a coffee shop

So this is a pretty big deal.

This is the coffee shop that this blog is currently being written in. It’s a small coffee shop rich with aromatic coffee grounds and fancy cups of various caffeinated beverages. 103 more words

Boston Sports

Ghost

I have so many questions for you today. Is it called ghosting when someone you’re “dating” disappears because you’re left haunted by all of their nonsense?  698 more words

Annoying

OKC WTF

I’m just going to leave this here for you. You’re welcome.

Dating

An Open Letter to Matt Lauer

Dear Matt Lauer,

Remember when you were in the news about a decade ago for wearing “mom jeans”?  Man, do I remember how people mocked you for those high waisted, faded, frumpy jeans.  266 more words

Boo