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Closet Romantic stuck in Hookup Culture

Dating sites are meant to open our dating pool. To expose us to possible matches we otherwise would have never even run into.

Well… it also exposes you to all the disgusting players out there. 126 more words


Contestant #3 (an ode to the Bachelor)

(I’m re-posting this because my favorite train wreck is starting again on Monday)

OMG, who will he pick this time????

After sucking on 10 different sets of collagen-filled lips, love is floating around the hot tub like un-caged semen unfazed by chlorine. 250 more words

American Culture

The Birth of a Sweet Little Baby Boy




Girl, I think it’s time for you to start wrapping it up.”
In the time it took the Hipster Garden Gnome to deliver that sentence…. 594 more words

Freaky Chaos

      The first quaint old fashioned fistfight, unless it was the second, no kicking, no weapons, nothing below the belt, which roiled the initial shaky distance in the tricky triangular entanglement between humans, robots, and the mass of selfless animals on the surface of the planet, turned into a dirty brawl that was caught on numerous speedy cameras, because it would not become certifiable otherwise, and proceeded to ascend into freaky chaos. 1,207 more words


Last Minute Costume Ideas for Halloween

This morning, I did some quick brainstorming ideas for your last minute costume rush!

1. Overzealous Sports Fan: just wear your favorite team’s jersey and paint your face. 350 more words


Where have all the good men gone? Part 1...

I have been working diligently on a post about the good men and finding where they have all gone to. I say this because us women never stop talking about how impossible it is to find a good one. 213 more words


Entry #9

Joey annoys me so much. I try so hard to keep the convo going but eventually I have to stop after so many times. The least he could do is make an effort too; I mean come on you are the one who texted me right? 55 more words