Dating sites are meant to open our dating pool. To expose us to possible matches we otherwise would have never even run into.
Well… it also exposes you to all the disgusting players out there. 126 more words
(I’m re-posting this because my favorite train wreck is starting again on Monday)
OMG, who will he pick this time????
After sucking on 10 different sets of collagen-filled lips, love is floating around the hot tub like un-caged semen unfazed by chlorine. 250 more words
The first quaint old fashioned fistfight, unless it was the second, no kicking, no weapons, nothing below the belt, which roiled the initial shaky distance in the tricky triangular entanglement between humans, robots, and the mass of selfless animals on the surface of the planet, turned into a dirty brawl that was caught on numerous speedy cameras, because it would not become certifiable otherwise, and proceeded to ascend into freaky chaos. 1,207 more words