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More adventures aboard Blue Tug

Living on a sparsely populated island can be difficult at times. When the forecast calls for ten days of rain, it could really get some people down. 56 more words

Animal abuse, MTV & Siesta Key

Well, damn, you mean just because you delete a picture or video from your phone it doesn’t disappear forever?????

Take a look at this picture on the left.  195 more words

Bradentucky

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These kids are assholes. Thanks MTV for putting one of them on your shitty "reality" show Siesta Key. Well done

Dog the Bounty Hunter in Bradentucky

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT…………………. this is going to be huge. Dog the Bounty Hunter is again coming to Bradentucky.

Dog and his oddly gigantic breasted wife Beth will be speaking at the Source church in east Bradenton. 262 more words

Comedy

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Sweet Mullet and Boob sandwich

Friday : You're a Douche bag !!!

Today we talked about the survival of the fellowship.

Clearly, our first duty to A.A.’s future is to maintain in full strength what we now have.

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New Beginnings

Cutting Glass

We are in the middle of another cold snap with tempatures averaging -15 c.  Not the coldest we’ve seen this winter, but still fucking cold.  When I arrived at work today and walked up to my office, I was greeted with COLD.   597 more words

Go Muck Yourself.

If one could go back to 500 BC and tell the Spartan army that one day their culture of pure bred warriors would be exploited into a “race” by twenty something douchebags that haven’t had to fight for anything except maybe a closer position in line at the most recent Apple launch nor do they do anything physical in their daily lives but pay to go to a gym where you jump on boxes and run in place for an hour so they can be “fit” to stand in line at Whole Foods and browse Netflix, I’m almost certain Leonidas, after giving the person a very stern but deserving slap across the face, would unsheathe his sword, turn it around and slide it right through his heart.  54 more words

Dirty Dash