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Go Muck Yourself.

If one could go back to 500 BC and tell the Spartan army that one day their culture of pure bred warriors would be exploited into a “race” by twenty something douchebags that haven’t had to fight for anything except maybe a closer position in line at the most recent Apple launch nor do they do anything physical in their daily lives but pay to go to a gym where you jump on boxes and run in place for an hour so they can be “fit” to stand in line at Whole Foods and browse Netflix, I’m almost certain Leonidas, after giving the person a very stern but deserving slap across the face, would unsheathe his sword, turn it around and slide it right through his heart.  54 more words

Dirty Dash

Namaste Bitches

There is always that person at yoga who out yogas everyone else in the room and you can pick them out before the first om’s are even uttered.  455 more words

Douche Bag Gym

(I used to work out in a local gym and that is where the inspiration came from for this post.)

Hey 20 year-old bench press guy… 388 more words



So I’ve been hearing about how tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant.

I googled it… Seems legit. I’m testing this theory as I’m blogging now. 47 more words


This is what happens when you drunk Tinder

Last year in an effort to continue with my streak of making bad decisions, I allowed myself to be peer pressured into joining Tinder.  Yes, my friends, I found myself in the vortex of swiping left and right.   566 more words

Just A Thought

Watch "Meghan Trainor - NO" on YouTube

This song should be a PSA to all the dumb dudes who just don’t get it. Thank you Meghan Trainor for always keeping it real 💯😄

Life Lessons

When Your Friend Comes Back From Traveling, And Is Actually A Major Douche Bag

We all hear this bullshit about friends that go traveling to Asia for a month and come back changed people. But fucking Dan* won’t stop going on about how no one has really “experienced life” until they’ve been living in the ditches of Laos or whatever he did for fun. 484 more words