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And You Thought Your Cat Has It Rough!

It’s a sad day in America when you don’t have enough space in your car to have your cat ride on the inside of your SUV. 60 more words

Humor

Time to Start Doing….Something?

Yes, it’s Friday night.  This is the time when you reflect on your week and think about what an awesome weekend you have planned.  That’s if you aren’t too busy.  133 more words

Parenting

Douche Bag Bar Quotes

“Dammit, I’m not a big gambler, but I love to gamble all the time.” -Douche at Social House, Fort Worth

Bitter Restaurant Manager

Distraction

I spend a lot of time writing in coffee shops. Over the last couple of years most of the words I’ve committed have been written while seated in these sorts of places. 691 more words

Writing

Cranberry Fucking Vodka

SO, I was at a bar last night with some friends. It was a fun night, not really anything eventful…until a preppy guy walked up to me. 320 more words

No integrity

Job # 2 (a.k.a, the part time job) and I are not going to part ways on good terms. Well, at least I won’t part ways with one person in particular. 859 more words