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Four Wheels and Not a Gallon to Spare

Part One

I don’t really have sympathy for the human race. We drive like blind rats. There’s a little old lady, her head is barely above the wheel, which is only half as alarming as the delivery-boy/pot dealer who’s texting and driving and weaving through traffic like his tip was shrinking. 588 more words


Fight Night - Mayweather To Beat Beat Pacquiao To A Pulp, Will Blame Pacquiao For 'Making Him Angry'

I don’t know if you’re a boxing fan (I am sometimes) but since even the non-fans seems to know about the upcoming fight with Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao, I thought I’d take a gander at their bios, again. 127 more words


Signs You're Dealing With a Total Douche!

If you have a vagina and you’re straight, or if you’re a homosexual male, you probably would like to find a boyfriend, or a nice guy to hangout with and bang. 415 more words

Snarky Opinions

And You Thought Your Cat Has It Rough!

It’s a sad day in America when you don’t have enough space in your car to have your cat ride on the inside of your SUV. 60 more words


Time to Start Doing….Something?

Yes, it’s Friday night.  This is the time when you reflect on your week and think about what an awesome weekend you have planned.  That’s if you aren’t too busy.  133 more words


Douche Bag Bar Quotes

“Dammit, I’m not a big gambler, but I love to gamble all the time.” -Douche Bag at Social House, Fort Worth

Restaurant Humor


I spend a lot of time writing in coffee shops. Over the last couple of years most of the words I’ve committed have been written while seated in these sorts of places. 691 more words