As in, “spring is on vacation and winter is subbing for the rest of the week”. Gotta love Wisconsin.
Yes, we’re getting snow right now. It’s supposed to be spring, but it looks like Wisconsin didn’t get the memo. 192 more words
This year has been off to an odd herky-jerky, chuggy sort of start. Minor sickness, minor injuries, minor woes keep interrupting the routines. None of these are anything to get upset or worried about. 357 more words
To: The marketing department for Lewis Black and his F.U.C.K.U (Frustrated Union of Cynical Kindreds Universal) Fan Club
Subject: Disappointing Results
We regret to inform you that your marketing efforts are failing — for us. 382 more words