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The Narcissism of Politics

I’m starting to think that holding a political opinion — any opinion at all — is patently ridiculous.

Is it anything other than a kind of exasperation — a flailing against the obvious truth that none of us matter in any objective way? 256 more words


A Mild Case of Not Giving a Fuck

I called off work today. Of course I lied, saying I was sick, getting a migraine, blah blah blah, but really I was just at the end of my goddamn rope. 271 more words


How About "No"? Does "No" Work for You?

According to the House Science Committee, we should get our news “unvarnished” and straight from the Grand Nagus.

This is not a joke.

“The national liberal media won’t print that, or air it, or post it,” Smith said.

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Merry Fucking Christmas

I hate Christmas.

Mostly what I hate is the traffic. Yesterday I went out to run a few errands. Just normal, everyday things like getting groceries and gas. 229 more words


Hitting It Big on Wordpress

Call me a douchebag, but it’s hard not to feel a certain loathing for bloggers.

And because I’m so thoroughly douchy, I don’t exclude myself from that hatred. 371 more words


Why We Need Editors and Movie Critics

Why we still need editors:

 From an eBay seller;

 My dear friend. Thank you very much for your purchase and choice. If you received the items are satisfied. 242 more words