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Flat Head

After 57 years of surviving on this planet, I just found out, I’m deformed.

Well that’s not entirely true, in the 1980’s the Bear pointed out that I had a problem. 553 more words


The N-Word

I love dirty words.  Nothing can convey raw emotion and add meaning like throwing a few fucks or shits into the conversation. (For fuck’s sake, I wrote a whole blog on… 923 more words


The Metamorphosis -- Bullshit Style

Jesus was sitting with him at the bar in the Third World Club when the first signs of a metaphorical exoskeleton started to cover the  973 more words

Tennis Teams

You're on Tape and You're in Trouble

Somebody stole her Amazon package and she tracked her down! Don't fuck with my mom 😂 pic.twitter.com/X29RzXu0uK

— Atokad (@D_Swizzle22) December 20, 2018

This mom did what every single one of us who have had our packages stolen has ever wanted to do: Chase down the scumbag that did it.

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New Wix-free Bullshit

I finally freed myself of the wicked Wix and moved my bullshit to WordPress.

Gone is the great feeling that my most popular post on Wix was “ 510 more words


Freezing in Tucson

It was the one day of the year when the people of Tucson whispered “winter is coming” and dug in their closets to find their one dust-covered windbreaker. 536 more words


Future Mascots

If you are going to have a team, it’s going to need a nickname, a mascot and some fucked up cheers.

That’s been the rule, since the… 648 more words

Political Correctness