Hard Copy Satire is thrilled to announce its candidacy for SGSU Junior Representative! With two years of experience at SU under our belt, we are ready to enter our junior year with satire and humor unlike anything you’ve ever seen. 96 more words
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Dear Readers: It is with deep sadness that I must tell you that The Pig has died. My Muse is no more!
Her beagle hair remains all through my house, her bucket of homemade chicken soup is in the fridge, waiting for her to come running through the door, skidding as she rounds the corner into the kitchen, ready for Grandma’s hugs and food (if I’m honest, the food comes first.) But she won’t be doing that anymore. 519 more words
At first we only heard them say, “You can be any thing you want to be,” Dreamers all, we didn’t pay attention to the rest of that line, “if you do as you are told.” It took us a decade or so to realize that they—parents, teachers, bosses, etc.—were only serious about the second part. 347 more words