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Tears, tantrums, Ikea and cigarettes...

Warning: Bah humbug post.

Today consisted of massive marital tension, Mr Hurrah has been a knobhead of note the last few days.

As if that weren’t bad enough we had to go to IKEA (had to buy a loft bed) which exasperated the tension to epic heights. 166 more words

Alcohol

How To: Pretend to Know About Beer

For a long time betches have been able to get away with never drinking beer because most beer is gross and the beer gut is not a cute look on anyone. 30 more words

Awesome

Drink

Even if grammatically there’s only a small difference in aspect, in terms of meaning, there’s an entire world of difference between:

Are you drinking? 380 more words

English Language

A Simple Truth - A Short Story

A Short Story
‘A Simple Truth’

Fiction- Written by -M. Taggart

Warning- Adult Material.

She use to wash my feet, he thought. The water from the shower would land on her breasts and he’d watch the beads of water collect and trickle down her stomach, to her naval, and then the tub. 777 more words

Writing

Yelp Reviews Of The 6 Types Of Guys You Meet At A Bar

1. Michael, 22

3/5 stars

Time after which you feel drunk enough to give him your number: 2:35am.
Beard: Yes.
Are you into the beard?: 421 more words

A blazing blue sky Brussels morning. 11am in the hotel lounge with my first Jupiler of the day

A blazing blue sky Brussels morning. 11am in the hotel lounge with my first Jupiler of the day. It tastes almost poisonous. I am saturated with beer after two solid days of drinking. 59 more words