Droplets of Verse: 'Jeremy Shoots Blanks'

Jeremy Paxman, synonymous with Mister Clarkson
Loaded questions and a lazy, limited lexicon
Sleaze bags squirm, waiting to be fried by Jezza
Paxman doesn’t juggle, goes straight for the jugular… 34 more words

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Droplets of Verse: 'The Prime Minister Who Refused to Eat Three Shredded Wheat'

Instinctively, he knew they would there on a plate
Enough votes in the box from an admiring electorate
Cameron politely declined the third term in office… 33 more words

Poetry

Droplets of verse: 'Contaminated Mayonaisse'

The lap dancer hovered, swinging her tassles
The birthday boy ogled, drunken and frazzled
He squirted mayonaisse on to sizzling beef
Bit into his burger, enjoying the overcooked meat… 30 more words

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Droplets of Verse: 'How To Get Stinking Rich With Help From a Tory MP'

He wrote a book guaranteed to make anyone stinking rich
Grant Schapps used a pseudonym, Michael Green
A fictional person who became real, who couldn’t just vanish… 46 more words

Poetry

Droplets of Verse: 'The Domestic Habits of Potential Future World Leaders'

The latest news of political significance
Appears to be Ed Miliband’s two kitchens
A cooked up attempt at character assassination
By a Daily Mail journalist. What a revelation… 30 more words

Poetry

Droplets of Verse: 'Pouring the Polonium Tea'

Double crosses in the dirty world of the FSB
Daily undertakings throughout its murky history
Meetings always arranged at public places
Dark glasses covering dark looks on faces… 36 more words

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Droplets of Verse: 'Covered in Tipp-Ex'

Fountain pens, pocket notebooks, expensive stationery accessories
Essential items for everyday, if you’re flush and not counting the pennies
Conservative Party donors collaborate to generate election funds… 53 more words

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