Droplets of Verse: 'Southwell Or Suthall'

Visitors can get into a bit of a muddle
Whether to call a place Southwell or Suthall
It’s about as clear as a dirty, rainy day puddle… 330 more words

Poetry

Droplets of Verse: 'The Cook, The Blacksmith and The Apple Crumble'

The cook was about to do battle
With a large bucketful of Bramley apples
It was an awful lot to tackle
The situation was terrible… 386 more words

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Droplets of Verse: 'The Bearded Hipster and the Busty Blonde'

He classified himself as an eco warrior
But the bearded hipster had expensive tastes
Daily, he applied the finest moisturiser
To the exposed parts of his face… 163 more words

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Droplets of Verse: 'The Revolution is About to be Privatised'

Dissent is subject to corporate control
Profit margins are placed on parole
The ghetto is tinted shades of gold
Top dollar is paid for a clean bullet hole… 151 more words

Poetry

Droplets of Verse: 'Middle Aged Men in Lycra'

Their bicycles are lightweight racers made of aluminium
Lycra leggings riding up high, into the crack of the bum
Grey haired fellas in dayglo yellow, cruising through rush hour go slow… 208 more words

Poetry

Droplets of Verse: 'Emergency Brake'

Emergency brake
We can’t let visitors have such a big  slice of the cake
Emergency brake
The details are sketchy, the press release flaky
Emergency brake… 68 more words

Poetry

Droplets of Verse: 'The Good Ship Armageddon'

It’s a quiet, small whistle of freedom
Only understood by animals and children
It’s the bastion of the disgruntled
Admired by aunties and uncles
Yes dear, they say, how lovely… 23 more words

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