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how to avoid seagull droppings on your car.

1. don’t park under that beautiful tree. just don’t.

2. scope out the bird hangouts in the neighbourhood & avoid them.

3. don’t feed the birds, tuppence a bag… 30 more words

Everyday

Just call me the Ant Hunter

Darren came home from work today to a scene of chaos in the kitchen.

Holding the baby in one arm, I wielded tissue in the other hand, yelling, “That’s kill number 5 within the last 30 seconds! 467 more words

Husband Darren

Grandmother Fed Up With Disgusting Pigeon Problem

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PLANO (CBSDFW) – A Plano grandmother is fed up with a dirty pigeon problem at her seniors-only apartment complex.

Alice Bobo has lived at The Plaza at Chase Oaks for seven years.   425 more words

News

Please, never say 'poo', unless you're addressing a bunch of 3-year-olds

With writing of The natural history of dung well underway, I am obviously alert to every instance of excrement in the news. The trouble is that journalists seem not to be able to bring themselves to mention it without falling back on the infantile term ‘poo’. 144 more words

General Stuff

Charlie's Discoveries: Defying the House Mouse

Last week, my housemate (the Great-Super-J-Mate obviously) opened the drawer that contains all his food, and found that the wrappings had been torn. When he looked a bit more closely, he also found droppings. 289 more words

Charlie's Discoveries

Crest Theatre's Snack Bar Closed After Failing Health Inspection

SACRAMENTO (CBS13) – The snack bar at the Crest Theatre has been closed after failing a health re-inspection Wednesday.

Today’s Sacramento County safety inspection states 30 small rodent dropping were found throughout the front cabinets, twenty droppings were found to the left of the bucket below the popcorn maker, and ten droppings were found on bags of unused popcorn in a storage room. 73 more words

News

When the Crows Awoke

I was there when the crows awoke
I’d seen them the night before
Flocking to nearby trees
Under cover of night
A whole murder of crows… 240 more words

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