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OWONGO AND A PAIR OF WALKING BOOTS

OWONGO AND A PAIR OF WALKING BOOTS

A great deal of planning goes into the preparation for a really long walk, Owongo discovered as he closeted himself into the back corner of his and Mirumda’s cave, in an alcove that he liked to call his “office” though he had no clear idea what an office might be. 787 more words

Fiction

how to avoid seagull droppings on your car.

1. don’t park under that beautiful tree. just don’t.

2. scope out the bird hangouts in the neighbourhood & avoid them.

3. don’t feed the birds, tuppence a bag… 30 more words

Everyday

Just call me the Ant Hunter

Darren came home from work today to a scene of chaos in the kitchen.

Holding the baby in one arm, I wielded tissue in the other hand, yelling, “That’s kill number 5 within the last 30 seconds! 467 more words

Husband Darren

Grandmother Fed Up With Disgusting Pigeon Problem

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PLANO (CBSDFW) – A Plano grandmother is fed up with a dirty pigeon problem at her seniors-only apartment complex.

Alice Bobo has lived at The Plaza at Chase Oaks for seven years.   425 more words

News

Please, never say 'poo', unless you're addressing a bunch of 3-year-olds

With writing of The natural history of dung well underway, I am obviously alert to every instance of excrement in the news. The trouble is that journalists seem not to be able to bring themselves to mention it without falling back on the infantile term ‘poo’. 144 more words

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