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5 Tips To Successful Drunk Dialing

There are tons of songs about drunk dialing and most of the time these songs make it sound like a good idea. Blake Shelton & Ashley Monroe “Lonely Tonight” , Sam Hunt “Take Your Time” & Old Dominion “Break Up With Him” are some of the ones that come to mind right off the bat. 395 more words

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Drunk Eating Is The New Drunk Dialing

“Jaz, don’t.”

“It will be the last time, I swear. John needs me just as much as I need him.”

“You’ve been doing so well — didn’t you vow not to make this call no matter how drunk you got tonight?” 665 more words

Cheers

Yesterday I met up with a mate after work for a drink. The catch is, this dude seems to know everyone in Cape Town. There is no way in hell that you will go anywhere with him in this city and not meet someone he knows, unless you both hide in a broom closet. 474 more words

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Drunk dialing... A global epidemic. Join me in the fight to ban this disease.

Hello.  My name is Demon Semen, and I am a drunk texter/dialer/emailer.

I am writing this with a heart full of hope that this will someday lead to a petition to once and for all… Ban drunk texting.  438 more words

Comedy

At the bar

My neighborhood isn’t fully gentrified yet so I don’t have a local bar. I tried a nearby establishment once and had to wait for the bartender to finish his choreographed karaoke routine before he made my drink so I don’t go there anymore. 349 more words

Drunk Dialing

Being dumped isn’t easy, that word “dumped” leaves such a bad taste in my mouth but it is, what it is and it isn’t the first time I’ve been here. 265 more words