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At the bar

My neighborhood isn’t fully gentrified yet so I don’t have a local bar. I tried a nearby establishment once and had to wait for the bartender to finish his choreographed karaoke routine before he made my drink so I don’t go there anymore. 349 more words

Drunk Dialing

Being dumped isn’t easy, that word “dumped” leaves such a bad taste in my mouth but it is, what it is and it isn’t the first time I’ve been here. 265 more words

the last guy

…is nowhere to be found.

About an hour ago, got a call from some girl saying that she’s his boss, and she’s looking for him. 152 more words

Drunk Dialing: How To Give Your Ex The Best Christmas Present Ever

by Leslie Picco, Associate Editor Love & Dating

Wondering what to get your ex for the holidays? You’re in luck, because I have the answer and it won’t cost you a penny. 682 more words

Love

Antioch

Before it was useful,
the internet that is,
I worked 3rd shift
in a plastic fuckery,
factory really,
and in there I’d get off
at seven sunrise… 119 more words

Poetry

A night of Drunken Ramblings

I don’t really even know what to say, but as always my fingers do the speaking. Free associative writing I suppose.

Now that I’m feeling more like myself I have to learn to excercise my choices better, no longer having the excuse of being dulled by the medication I was on. 782 more words

🚽 Flush