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A slightly depressed,very pessimistic, and mildly hopeful veteran who is kinda drunk. Entry Numero Uno. Good Read. Take a Gander. ;)

So here I am. First blog. Kinda cool I guess. Guess I’ll let you all know a little about me: Crappy childhood, smart kid, socially awkward high school kid, got into a lot of colleges, said fuck it join the Army for patriotism and shit, got out, had a hard time, currently pushing through and trying to get through college. 934 more words

Cocktails #78 Pickleback

from the 111 cocktails (you must try) challenge

Read about this challenge and see the list here 

Ingredients: Irish whiskey and pickle juice

Drank on: 103 more words

Bucket List

How to Win Friends and Influence People

The alcohol you people drink is called ethanol. This is a molecule that, in highly technical chemistry terms, looks like a hound dog with its leg cocked. 477 more words

Life

Does God Hate Buffalo?

Unable to escape like a turtle flipped on its shell, a man flails his limbs through the puffy snow. As he passes out, the alcohol in his bloodstream celebrates with inappropriate dance moves that mimic the night’s sins. 447 more words

Buffalo