*This is a satire. Don’t comment at me with your crazy. I have plenty of white friends.
I wanna date a white girl because she’s the stuff of legends. 400 more words
Being a douchebag never goes completely out of style, but the indicators are subject to the fickle finger of fashion.
Maybe I notice more now that I’ve turned into Walt Kowalski. 919 more words
If you do anything of even the slightest significance in our society, a photo must be taken. There is no reason for this. Taking photos just gives people meaning for a few seconds and let’s them feel like their life is worth living: “I’m going to appreciate this day FOREVER!” No, you’re not, because you’ve taken 34,000 photos in your lifetime and everything has become compressed and you can’t separate one beach vacation from the other. 540 more words
My sister told me about this app that you like or don’t like someone and if you both like one another then boom you have the opportunity to connect otherwise it is a missed connection. 235 more words