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Selfies and a New Breed of Attention Whores

So about a month or so ago, some of my friends and I were out at a bar and I saw this guy, who looked like he had been dropped in a large vat of douchebaggery as a baby sometime in the 60’s, holding a “selfie stick” with his phone attached to the end of it going around taking pictures of himself with random people at the bar. 548 more words

Social Issues

I see a lot of new faces

 Reading old entries from 2009.  Came across this:

“When celebrities die, do you suppose their remains are melted down to make Tupperware and barbies?”

Hard hitting as ever.

But really, do you think?

Random Observations & Petty Grievances

Duck lips?

Ah, my darling 17 yo.

So there’s a new challenge going around, it’s the “Kylie Jenner Challenge” … apparently, you have to take a shot glass (or something similar) and create a suction with your lips in it to get full, pouty lips. 108 more words

Duck Lips

Stop it with the duck lips and selfies. Please.

Most of my blog traffic comes from links people click on via social media… so let’s talk about what you’re posting for a minute.

1.) Get a life. 417 more words

My Thoughts

Mismatched

Just to update you guys on my love life, since you’re all dying to know.  I’ve joined Match.com. After 3 weeks of being on the site, I’m ready to give up on the male species altogether. 321 more words