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"Welcome to the Botox Club"

No really, that’s what the doctor said to me.

Well, actually, it’s what his assistant said to me, and then he exclaimed to her, “You stole my line!” 263 more words

Duckface

I think my dad, in his demented state, secretly wants to be a Kardashian. Lately, he’s been doing this weird thing with his mouth which looks like he’s trying to do the whole… 28 more words