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"Welcome to the Botox Club"

No really, that’s what the doctor said to me.

Well, actually, it’s what his assistant said to me, and then he exclaimed to her, “You stole my line!” 263 more words


I think my dad, in his demented state, secretly wants to be a Kardashian. Lately, he’s been doing this weird thing with his mouth which looks like he’s trying to do the whole… 28 more words


It's Okay to Quit Following That Selfie Queen

So I’m scrolling through Instagram, as many of us do, and I keep coming across selfies of this one fitness personality I follow. I’ve been a pseudo-fan of her’s for years and followed her because maybe she would put out some good information. 902 more words