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A Clueless Criminal Breaks Through the Window of a Doorless Garage

There’s closed circuit video of a clueless criminal sneaking up on the BACKSIDE of a garage that has NO front door.  He tries a side door, and then a side window that he eventually pries open and climbs through.  20 more words


Thieves Steal a Bunch of GPS Tracking Devices.

Of ALL the things to steal, these guys accidentally took the ONE product that was literally designed to rat them out.

Two thieves broke into a tech company in Santa Clara, California. 66 more words


Man Caught Naked At Car Wash, Says Pants Ran Off

It happened in Florida.

A man was caught, completely naked, while at a car wash. Police were called around 5:40 one morning about the man, and when they arrived on scene, they found the man, exactly as described, with very loud music coming out of his car. 133 more words


‘Dumb’ criminal leaves behind business card while shoplifting at New Mexico store

Police in Albuquerque, New Mexico arrested 40-year-old Matthew Crowder on Tuesday after they discovered he was responsible for an alleged theft at a local consignment store. 269 more words


Woman Robs Bank, Uses Dad As Getaway Driver

Apparently she tricked her father into being her getaway driver. Really!

It happened in Florida, of course. 24 year old Chelsea Wilson was arrested after robbing at least 4 banks in and around Ft. 100 more words


Old Florida man beats up another old man over a game of shuffleboard

The Smoking Gun– Pinellas County Sheriff deputies said Herbert Hayden got into a verbal arguement with the man at Pinellas Park Senior Center, punched him in the face and then “hit him with his shuffleboard cue,” The Smoking Gun reports. 179 more words

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Police Arrest Teen For Filling Water Cup With Soda

Three teenagers drove through an Arkansas McDonald’s and each ordered a cup of water.  They proceeded to dump put the water, and head inside the establishment to refill their now empty cups with soda.   141 more words