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Man Looking For Drugs Accidentally Texts Narc

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (CBS Tampa) – A Port St. Lucie man looking to score drugs sent his text message to exactly the wrong person… the head of the sheriff’s department narcotics squad. 133 more words

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Things To NOT Do This Weekend...

One Indy man REALLY went crazy this week…stole a car…got into a collision TWICE…then did meth!

C’mon man…that’s more than a trifecta! Congrats…I guess…

Story HERE.

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WATCH: Police catch deep fryer thief by following trail of grease

It didn’t take authorities in Oklahoma long to find the culprit who allegedly broke into a woman’s home and stole  $4,000 worth of items, including a deep fryer. 168 more words


This Drug Dealer Hid $1,500 Worth Of Heroin And Cocaine In His Butt For 23 Days

A drug dealer in London tried to hide £1,000, or more than $1,500, worth of heroin and crack cocaine from the police by hiding it up his butt… 194 more words


Watch This Australian Man Repeatedly Fail To Steal An ATM

Australian authorities are asking the internet to help identify a man who tried and failed repeatedly to steal an ATM.

In the video above, the man pulls up to a service station in Townsville, Queensland. 126 more words


Florida burglar apologizes to homeowner after falling asleep on her couch

SARASOTA, Fla. — A Florida man apparently fell asleep after breaking into a home over the weekend.

Timothy Bontrager, 29, has been charged with felony burglary of an occupied dwelling after breaking into the home and… 88 more words


WATCH: Suspected robber masks himself after entering casino

Former indoor league football player Florencell Jones, better known as James Jones, was arrested Wednesday after he was identified for attempting to rob a casino. 161 more words