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Old Florida man beats up another old man over a game of shuffleboard

The Smoking Gun– Pinellas County Sheriff deputies said Herbert Hayden got into a verbal arguement with the man at Pinellas Park Senior Center, punched him in the face and then “hit him with his shuffleboard cue,” The Smoking Gun reports. 179 more words

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Police Arrest Teen For Filling Water Cup With Soda

Three teenagers drove through an Arkansas McDonald’s and each ordered a cup of water.  They proceeded to dump put the water, and head inside the establishment to refill their now empty cups with soda.   141 more words

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Florida Man Abducts Neighbor For Being Loud In Laundry Room

(HuffPoLeon Thurston, 61, of Vero Beach, Florida, faces kidnapping charges after police say he abducted a neighbor at gunpoint early Sunday morning because he felt she was making too much noise while washing her clothes, according to WESH TV. 299 more words

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'What Were They Thinking?!' --Dumb Criminals At Their Best

Committing crimes is apparently hard work, otherwise we wouldn’t have so many people making a mess of it.  These guys are so bad at crime, we can’t help but ask, “what were they thinking?!” 292 more words

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Brothers jeer judge on Facebook, get sent to jail

Imagine you’ve just been convicted of dealing drugs.

By sheer luck and/or the mercy of a judge, you get off with a sentence of two years – suspended! 348 more words

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