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Smart Pills, Dumb Criminals, and Mean Ol' Auntie

I am taking a hiatus from my usual political commentary … at least for today.  Who knows what tomorrow brings?  A headline caught my eye this morning and I thought I would have some fun this afternoon with some of the stranger headlines culled from recent news.  959 more words


This Theft Suspect Was Caught Wearing An Ironically Literal T-Shirt

Meet Michael Emrick, a 36-year-old Pennsylvania man who led police on an incredible chase last week. When officers responded to a 911 call reporting an alleged shoplifting incident from a Sheetz convenience store about 30 miles west of Pittsburgh Tuesday evening, they found Emrick seated in the cab of a pickup truck, which was later determined to have been stolen. 204 more words


Man Runs From Cops, Sits On Cop's Lap

Every Friday at 8:30am, Jay reads stupid criminal stories and with some contestants and Dana & Adam’s help. we try to figure out if it happened in, you guessed it, Florida Or Anywhere Else In The World! 94 more words


Man accused of robbing bank to get enough to open account

PORT RICHEY, FL – Too broke to start a new bank account? By all means, do not try what Steve Coley, Jr. allegedly did.

Police say Coley walked into a Bank of America in Port Richey, Fla. 117 more words

Dumbass Of The Day

The Man Who Brought A Gun To A Movie Theater And Accidentally Shot A Woman Said He Was Afraid Of Mass Shootings

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“The only way to stop a bad guy is with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” If we’ve heard the pro-gun rhetoric once, we’ve heard it a thousand times. 300 more words


Why I Rob Banks

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I knew a guy named Willie Sutton in college. (He wisely went by Will.) I guess there are tougher names parents can saddle you with, but the list is short. 447 more words

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