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Police impersonator busted pulling over undercover detective

DENVER, CO – Here’s a question for you: what did you want to be when you were a kid? An astronaut? A firefighter? How about a police officer? 124 more words

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Kentucky woman tries to hide from police in doghouse

FRANKFORT, KY – A Kentucky woman is really in the doghouse after hiding out in one to avoid being caught by police.

Officers say Myranda Skinner was barking up the wrong tree when she and Bryan Wells stole a car, then led police on a chase through Frankfort. 82 more words

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Elections judge ditches wife & job to drive jitney

NORTH VERSAILLES, PA – A lot of tough decisions are made on Election Day, but they typically happen inside the polling booth. For a western Pennsylvania judge of elections, though, the tough decision was: do his job or drive a jitney. 127 more words

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Iowa man allegedly steals cab to avoid walking six blocks

DES MOINES, IA – There’s lazy and then there’s criminally lazy. Luis Orellana-Rivera falls into the latter category.

After being released from a hospital in Des Moines, Iowa, Orellana-Rivera promptly humped in a running taxi parked out front. 96 more words

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New York deputies arrest Indiana Jones after high-speed chase

RUSHVILLE, NY – If your name is Indiana Jones, life is about taking risks. Sometimes they work out; sometimes they don’t. Such was the case for a New York man busted for eluding law enforcement¬†officers. 103 more words

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Oregon suspect strips nude, crawls into homeowner's bed after breaking in

PORTLAND, OR – If your parents didn’t sit you down and give you “The Talk,” we’ll skip over the juicy parts and just leave you with this: be careful with whom you get into bed. 142 more words

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Wedding crasher allegedly bites officer & police dog

SANTA BARBARA, CA – Wedding crashing appears to be very ‘in’ right now. Heck, even the President has done it. But Santa Barbara Police say a 22-year-old man crashed a little too hard. 82 more words

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