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Pennsylvania robber blames evil twin for crime

LEHIGH VALLEY, PA – The introduction of the evil twin is a class move on daytime soap operas, but a Pennsylvania robber found out that plot twist is less successful in a real courtroom. 100 more words

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Florida man tries to score drugs by texting the captain of narcotics unit

PORT ST. LUCIE, FL – We’re not experts on the subject or anything, but it seems like you’d want to double-check the number you dial when you’re looking for drugs. 113 more words

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PHOTOS: Cash Selfies Get Suspected Bank Robber Busted!

ASHVILLE, Ohio — When isn’t it a good idea to post pictures online pretending a wad of cash is a telephone, playfully eating a chunk of bills or grinning from ear-to-ear holding sums of money in both hands? 475 more words


Woman in Thailand tries swallowing stolen diamond

NONTHABURI, THAILAND – Thai police say a woman tried to steal a diamond — by swallowing it.

The woman knocked back the six-carat stunner, then replaced it with a fake at at jewelry fair in Bangkok. 75 more words

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Bondage bust lands teen in cuffs

SPARTANBURG, SC – Remember Spencer’s Gift? It’s a store packed full of necessities like fluffy legwarmers, lava lamps and, of course, poop toys. You wouldn’t be surprised to find teenagers shopping at Spencer’s, but what one teen walked out with grabbed the attention of Spartanburg, South Carolina police. 78 more words


Wife steals patrol car with handcuffed husband inside

BIG LAKE, AK – Meet Dumb and Dumber: Joshua and Amber Watford. They both ended up behind bars after Alaska State troopers tracked down Joshua, who was wanted on a warrant. 82 more words

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Cops: Suspects Live Stream Armed Robbery on Periscope

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SACRAMENTO — Ok, we’ve seen our fair share of dumbass crooks, but this one may take the cake. Cops in California says two armed robbery suspects actually live streamed their alleged crime on Periscope. 78 more words