DENVER, CO – Here’s a question for you: what did you want to be when you were a kid? An astronaut? A firefighter? How about a police officer? 124 more words
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FRANKFORT, KY – A Kentucky woman is really in the doghouse after hiding out in one to avoid being caught by police.
Officers say Myranda Skinner was barking up the wrong tree when she and Bryan Wells stole a car, then led police on a chase through Frankfort. 82 more words
NORTH VERSAILLES, PA – A lot of tough decisions are made on Election Day, but they typically happen inside the polling booth. For a western Pennsylvania judge of elections, though, the tough decision was: do his job or drive a jitney. 127 more words
DES MOINES, IA – There’s lazy and then there’s criminally lazy. Luis Orellana-Rivera falls into the latter category.
After being released from a hospital in Des Moines, Iowa, Orellana-Rivera promptly humped in a running taxi parked out front. 96 more words
RUSHVILLE, NY – If your name is Indiana Jones, life is about taking risks. Sometimes they work out; sometimes they don’t. Such was the case for a New York man busted for eluding law enforcement officers. 103 more words
PORTLAND, OR – If your parents didn’t sit you down and give you “The Talk,” we’ll skip over the juicy parts and just leave you with this: be careful with whom you get into bed. 142 more words
SANTA BARBARA, CA – Wedding crashing appears to be very ‘in’ right now. Heck, even the President has done it. But Santa Barbara Police say a 22-year-old man crashed a little too hard. 82 more words