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The SHHH is Bananas.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

And apples and sweet potatoes and squash and spinach and pears and mango and you get it.

I’ve been steady making food for the baby. 152 more words

Momlife

Errand Lyfe.

I am being slowly erranded to death.

The Girls and I stopped at Babies R Us one day after school pick up to test drive some strollers. 322 more words

Momlife

The Last Vegas Announce Tour Dates In Support Of 'Eat Me'

Chicago’s The Last Vegas will embark on a handful of headlining dates this spring in support of their 6th studio album titled ‘Eat Me’ that was released exclusively through AFM Records Germany on March 18, 2016. 721 more words

The LP Collective

Food Math.

Math is sooooo booooring. Oh, wait. Moms can’t say that. I meant to say that math is SUPER FUN so let’s do some really cool math!! 410 more words

Momlife

On Puffs and Ponies.

For many years, I was the Queen of the Shopping List. Nay, the Empress! Or the Sheik? Yes, the Sheik of the Shopping List. (And the Ambassador of Alliteration.) I was very good at both  439 more words

Momlife

Can't sleep... Clowns will eat me

It’s 3 o’clock in the morning. All the lawyers are asleep.

I keep turning in my bed. I keep turning… counting sheep.

The LSD is running wild in my brains… And there is a woman next to me. 136 more words

Daily Thoughts