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We produced a test run of tee shirts to make the general public hate you/spark debate. They are pretty much sold out but you can grab a few in small and medium in the… 7 more words


Rude Ass Customers on Christmas

Merry Christmas, or should I Un-Merry Christmas–because some people are just too stuck up to be nice on this happy day. Especially in this buffet called Kpop Cafe. 223 more words

Suck My Ass

Is He or Isn't He?

I have no idea if Bruce Stoen is a coprophage or not.  He probably is not.  I really don’t think Bruce Stoen dines on human poop at all, but then you never know do you?   121 more words

Bruce Stoen

An Apology To People Who Hate Reading

Last week I wrote the scariest story ever told for everyone’s Halloween enjoyment. While it received plenty of accolades and is currently being made into an audiobook, some of my fans complained that it was too long for them to read. 83 more words