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Psychos of the Caribbean 11

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“You think you got what it takes to bring me down? Let me tell you somethin’, brother, I’m the champ for a reason: I am the cream of the crop!” I yelled in the middle of the intersection, pointing to a very confused woman in a banana yellow car. 2,154 more words

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Psychos of the Caribbean 10

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Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell a serious lack of rum. And food. And toilet paper. Days after slaying Mr. Gold, we were still stranded here. 4,888 more words

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Psychos of the Caribbean 8

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I received an interesting email through my page. Not this page that y’all are reading this on. The one where people tell me who they want killed. 3,021 more words

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Psychos of the Caribbean 7

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I’m getting good at boarding enemy ships. I traveled by crate again, but this time I squeezed into a smaller one than my luxury crate with the study. 2,439 more words

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Psychos of the Caribbean 6

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You know, the President claimed things were quieter than this usually. Tell that to the men in diving suits that attacked El Hierro. That’s the island in the archipelago that has all the mining. 2,098 more words

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Psychos of the Caribbean 5

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Acting in my capacity as the resident expert in supervillain technology, I’ve spent the past few days inspecting the weather control buoy. Which isn’t to say I know a damn thing what I’m doing. 2,293 more words

Psycho Gecko

Psychos of the Caribbean 4

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You know, a tropical paradise isn’t half bad to spend some time in if you spend it inside, in the shade, with the air conditioning cranked up, and with a good internet connection. 1,882 more words

Psycho Gecko