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Nip, The

Nickname of Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) heard on the sitcom SEINFELD/NBC/1990-98. For the holiday season, Elaine wanted to send a Christmas card with her photograph and so she got her friend Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) to take a snapshot. 81 more words


The Joyless Promotion of Self

Oh mmm geeee why is everything so difficult and painful?!

And I don’t mean, you know, the actually objectively difficult and painful front-line witnessing of human suffering at my office job every day. 615 more words

We Are On! Elaine Benes Planned Parenthood Fundraiser in September

It’s official: I will be celebrating the great Elaine Benes with a fundraiser for Planned Parenthood New York City at 7:30 p.m. on Sept. 13 at Spreadhouse Cafe. 96 more words

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Looking for a NYC Venue: Elaine Benes Planned Parenthood Fundraiser

I’ve been working to plan a New York City fundraiser for Planned Parenthood on Sept. 13, a night in which we pay tribute to the liberated¬† 98 more words

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Oregon Man Pulls The Classic Elaine Benes, "My Breakfast Had Poppy Seeds!" Defense In Court

The classic Poppy seed bagel/muffin defense. This is one of those things that is a known fact that might not be true at all. It’s like when you growing up you heard that red cars raises your car insurance. 447 more words