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Oh Brother

I was born a brother. I did not have a choice in the matter. That decision had already been made for me, two and a half years prior to my entrance into this world, when my parents had a daughter. 1,367 more words

An Exhaustively Complete Food Tour of 'Seinfeld'

Seinfeld’s magical nihilism seems to reach its peak with the juxtaposing of serious dramas — deaths, break-ups, deaths that are a convenient substitute for break-ups (RIP Susan) — with trivialities, the most common of which involve foodstuffs. 5,032 more words


Problematic Poo

I was always told and taught it was poor form to write about toilet humour and such low brow things but there are occasions where one must explain… 937 more words


Nicki Minaj Took a Photo with Derek Jeter and Had an Elaine Benes Moment

JETER!!!!!! 😛 legendary

A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Feb 13, 2015 at 8:12pm PST

Nicki Minaj, Derek Jeter and … wait, was this a…

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My TV Shows

Television can be so much fun to watch, but can be quite the time waster as well. Right now I have very limited cable with access to about 10 channels. 295 more words


Modern Seinfeld Monday: The Personal Trainer

George thinks he’s hit the financial jackpot when he starts dating an OBGYN. But when he goes to surprise her at work, he finds out she’s a midwife. 247 more words