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A Day of Anguish

In the morning the Mayan ladies gathered in the park…being interviewed, tape-recorded and photographed from afar…surly PNC troops lurked a few blocks away: were they concerned that the ladies would riot and flog them with necklaces and fabrics?..a later gathering around 5ish…I’m expecting a march this week. 433 more words

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Saturday Night Special

usually in a .22 or .32 caliber…not here…gotta have a 9mm or an AK-47….a murder this morning at 4am or such in San Felipe…and those pesky Mayan ladies banned from the park for selling their goods? 410 more words

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A Lite Nite

meaning that there’s not a lot of content…yeah, you say..that’s typical but there’s even less than usual..

why has the Park been closed to vendors all week? 362 more words

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Giant Oopsie!

to quote Strother Martin (Cool Hand Luke) ‘what we have here is a failure to communicate.’  The prototype, far left…the six delivered later today appear to have been crafted by 7 yr olds with bandages on their hands..jeez, guys…you had photos/sketches/dimensions…WTF? 271 more words

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Mr. Toluene

and his sister, Xylene…both ingredients found in the can of spray ‘clear acrylic’ today used on the prototype ‘book box’…toluene, to the uninitiated, is found in TNT…tri-nitro/toluene..the warnings are significant: “may affect the brain or nervous system..vapor harmful..” ‘zo? 221 more words

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Chaos in the Calles

ah…the wedding? Elle and Mo? perfect..he’s a prince…the setting? La Posada del Angel,lower 4th where Bill(Clinton)stayed…actually i was expecting more,something over the top than Panza Verde..who cares what i think? 464 more words

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Crime Wave

Alex of Sobremesa reporting that some clients attempted to abscond(leave with a bottle of unpaid wine)…others reporting that Yogen Fruz next door got hit/popped/robbed this morning for$500q and a couple of backpacks…whoo…4th calle! 297 more words

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