Tags » Enema

Day 7 of the Kinky Advent Calendar 2016

Anal Play

Welcome to Day 7 of the Kinky Advent Calendar 2016! Whaaat? Last year’s Day 25 aka number one got demoted to… *trying to calculate which number it is and got confused* well, Day 7! 512 more words

Kinky Dungeon

A dozen blastocysts!

Sorry for the late response after my egg retrieval, I have been having pain due to the constipation. Word of advance: follow all directions from your doctor even if the next line reads suppository or enema just do it. 407 more words

If you're uptight . . . You're probably constipated 

Who can ever be upset or sad after an enema?

Answer: no one.

That’s what I realized after I went on a fruit diet that lasted 55 days. 250 more words

Poems

Relief without Rx

Most of my few followers have signed up for my blog after reading one of my recipes. Well, what goes in must come out, so today’s post is about the other end of the digestive tract. 826 more words

Health And Nutrition

And leave your ass alone

Put a sugar cube up your ass.

Feeling a little blah? (Have you tried coffee?)

No pep in your step?  (Have you tried coffee?)

Need a little pick me up? 502 more words

What Won TV? - September 11-September 17, 2016

In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best. 35 more words

Television

Like an Ice-cream Sundae

Nurses do all sorts of dirty jobs. We deal with body fluids of an unspeakable nature; we cleanse, poke, palpate, smell, catheterize, listen, and assess everywhere that can be; and our job requires that we ask you very personal questions about your bathroom habits -“When was the last time you pooped?” is a particular favourite.   467 more words

#communitynursing