Welcome to Day 7 of the Kinky Advent Calendar 2016! Whaaat? Last year’s Day 25 aka number one got demoted to… *trying to calculate which number it is and got confused* well, Day 7! 512 more words
Who can ever be upset or sad after an enema?
Answer: no one.
That’s what I realized after I went on a fruit diet that lasted 55 days. 250 more words
Nurses do all sorts of dirty jobs. We deal with body fluids of an unspeakable nature; we cleanse, poke, palpate, smell, catheterize, listen, and assess everywhere that can be; and our job requires that we ask you very personal questions about your bathroom habits -“When was the last time you pooped?” is a particular favourite. 467 more words