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Pretending to be intelligent

The new Design Museum in London’s Kensington is a good place to laze about pretending to be intelligent. You can peer quizzically at the humble traffic light, early Apple computers and Dutch chairs from the 1920, and with the odd squint and occasional nose wrinkle, do a passible impersonation of someone that knows their form from their function. 78 more words

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A fluff covered Spangle

Direct from an 80s sweet shop, via a Haysi Fantayzee video, comes this terrifyingly saccharine offering from Engineered Garments. It’s Brett Eastern Ellis bongoed on a pack of Chewits and half a Sherbet Dib Dab. 147 more words

Shirts

Two for one at Asda

On the odd occasion when I can build up enough momentum to leave the flat and walk all the way to Asda to buy two packets of Jam Creams for 50p each, rather than buying one packet at the much nearer corner shop for a quid, I wear this. 217 more words

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Engineered Garments Fall 17 lookbook

The first Engineered Garments drop of SS 17 hasn’t even hit The Bureau, and already we’ve got the brand’s Fall 17 lookbook to idolise. Unsurprisingly, we see an audacious approach to laying, workwear staples, charcoal patch-working, argyle patterning and hats capacious enough to fit the Easter Island statues. 114 more words

Jackets

For the new year vulgarian

After the consumerist gluttony of Santa Christmas, it seems in poor taste to begin hankering for yet more pointless stuff. But here’s a tip. I’ve noticed that by simply ignoring the previous point completely, one can comfortably continue into the new year, confident in the belief that buying more new clothes may calm the throbbing absence of meaning in your life. 174 more words

Shoes

Books, are they still a thing?

The library in Peckham appears to have been built from giant green pixels. People say it’s an inverted ‘L’ shape. It looks to me like a relic of Atari era gaming, a colossal gobbling mouth, slowly sinking into the concrete. 174 more words

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