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Little Johnny

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself…television, ice cream, homework, video games…but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home. 105 more words

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PUPPY LOVE

PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. 99 more words

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Faced with economic pressures

Faced with economic pressures, many commercial offices are cutting back on costs wherever possible, in an attempt to remain profitable.At one particular office, employees are taking management’s belt-tightening orders seriously:”I’m taking home only half the office supplies I used to”, one staffer notes.

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Are You About to Employ a Robot?

Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB PsychologyDepartment. It is intended to be used by companies that arerecruiting on campus. 368 more words

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Yahoo!

Yahoo! Answers is always full of interesting, sometimes rediculous questions that are just begging to get laughed at. This morning I came across one that did just that, some guy wondering why his horse tastes like raisins. 12 more words

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A college physics professor

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.”Why do we have to learn this stuff?” the frustrated student blurted out.”To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture.A few minutes later the student spoke up again. 32 more words

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Little Johnny

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself…television, ice cream, homework, video games…but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home. 105 more words

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