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Greece or Grease?

What’s the slipperiest country in the world?

English Jokes

Hatch who

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!

English Jokes

Cows-go-who

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cows-go.

Cows-go who?

No silly, cows go moo.

English Jokes

Theodore

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.

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Europe who

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!

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Broken Pencil

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Never mind, it’s pointless.

English Jokes

Canoe

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Canoe

Canoe who?

Canoe help me.

English Jokes