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I sometimes feel as if I’m invisible,
as if no one can see me at all.
I never felt that way when I lived at the Lake House.  90 more words

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It’s been raining
like this for three days now.
Let’s just draw straws
and get it over with. Come on.
We’re going to have to work… 6 more words

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Homer's Rejection Letter, New Yorker Spoof

Dear Mr. Homer,

Thank you for coming into the office last week and performing your epic poem. Unfortunately, we do not buy books based on pitches. 333 more words


Stanza III

My conclusion was that this idea
was not a practical deterrent for reasons
which at this moment must be all too obvious.
We are the masters of our enemy, … 43 more words

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Our problem is take the bank or split right now,
do not go home,
do not pack,
30 secs flat from now we are gone on our separate ways, that’s it. 106 more words

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Only the ghosts in this house are glad we’re here.
The storm is getting closer.
The soil in a man’s heart is stonier.
Okay don’t tell anyone, 54 more words

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Well, angelfish, the solution to your problem is simple.
Leave no shell unturned,
no coral unexplored,
and let no one in this kingdom sleep
until she’s safe at home. 117 more words

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