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Orange Is The New Black: "The Scent of a Woman"

This post will be a little more graphic than my previous ones. Specifically, if a conversation about vaginal discharge makes you squeamish, you have been fairly warned. 1,036 more words

Film And Television

Ep. 001 Boner Time

Well, folks, Dan has abandoned us this week so Jay, Jim, Jim’s extremely offensive friend Treesap, and I did whatever we wanted! We lashed out at Dan because we missed him, we interviewed Treesap and were horrified by the results and repudiate them with all our hearts, and generally had lots of fun! 36 more words

Shows

Behind the Podium

Stroking ego
Like stroking dick
Desperate defeated
Erectile dysfunction
Procreating partner

Poetry

Erection in class

I was sitting in class after finishing my final exam. Most of the class was still writing, but I have always been a fast test taker. 517 more words

Story

David

Swaying hips, seducing steps
Playing games
I am your queen
You are my king
Shuffled together
Front to back
I can feel your desire

Your heat swelling… 98 more words

Poetry

Left hand on the bible, right on Denim bulge

Squirm past squeezing palms
Clenching snake, pulled from the grass
More slither than green
Torturous in grip

Alcohol is one of several
lubricants needed in love… 75 more words

Poetry

Family find cocoon of 'world's deadliest' spider - whose bite can give man four-hour erection

Young mum Michaela Egan is terrified baby spiders have hatched and are living in the home in Rainham, Kent she shares with husband William Osborne, a postman… 24 more words