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( save the yeti )

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( save the yeti ) ( some 5-7-5 stuff )



goblins in coal sheds


toffee apple gusset squelch


protons & colons


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Art

from great urns

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from great urns ( a smack my keats up versus the met office of a poem )




scattered from great urns above us

spattered bits in bursts of sputter

grey meets green & other colours

life & death are cousin-lovers


staggers here & taps on awning

chattered words & birds as warnings

cakes awake & serpents yawning

sprinkles on a half-baked morning


pattered earth & maybe riddles

jabbered codes of brainy fizzle

muffled drops & building trickles

listen to the summer drizzle

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Poetry

too hot for xylophones

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too hot for xylophones ( eight lines of bellend )




oh trombones be 

thy skies above

as oboes - doze so

in yon fields


so it's too hot 

for xylophones

but not too hot

for glockenspiels

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Poetry

dearest jenny lind,

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dearest jenny lind,  (  s o m e  b o l l o c k s  )



dearest jenny lind,

i'm in your fan-fanfanclub

though folk say you sang


like a nightingale but

i prefer them nightjars

barn owls & your fans


dearest jenny lind,

often things get sticky

all is saunad through


too hot then for abba

minecraft or ikea

then come wafts

 of you

( x )

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Poetry

stern gales in storm drains

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stern gales in storm drains  (  a  ?  (  ?  )  )





there's stern gales in storm drains

& judges in wigs

there's branches called russell

so then

something twigs


fire engines when it rains

with shite siren song

cat burglars stuck up trees

so let's

wander on


- look, judas on burnt toast

he's winking - the scamp

plus bees in yon bonnet

as barns

start to dance


there's presence in present

& past in its tense

there's jigsaws & piss-takes

yes

far too much sense

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Poetry

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