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Spring Cleaning

“My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.”
Erma Bombeck

Today I took advantage of the gloomy weather and decided to do some cleaning out of the closets. 95 more words

BEAUTY

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“The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.”   —   Erma Bombeck

(Ah, yes.  I seem to have vague memories of heavy breathing myself.  12 more words

Entertainment

Cherish The Small Things

If I Had My Life to Live Over

–Erma Bombeck

I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren’t there for the day.

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Family

Monday Motivation (#16)

Happy Monday! After a week of hiatus I’m going to kick this week off with a great Monday Motivation post. Time to get back in gear with some quotes about seizing the day. 147 more words

Quotes

Word Snap Weekly-Carpe Diem

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” –Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) was an author, newspaper columnist, humorist, and funny lady.

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Blogging

On Jack Sparrow and Writership...

I saw this meme last night and started chuckling…

I snortled to the point where HH cast me one of THOSE looks that said I had spent too much time catching up on social media and… 605 more words

Humor