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I Want HenchMonsters To Do My Bidding

                                              I want HenchMonsters.

                                         HenchMonsters to do my bidding.

                                                I am so not kidding.

                                     Yep, I know, it’s a sign of immaturity.

                       You’re about to tell me I’m too old for immaturity, aren’t you… 41 more words

World Domination

They caught me in my plot to take over the world, or at least the house. I was going to be rid of my pesky roommate that keeps eating MY food and crowding in on my attention from mom and dad. 17 more words


What if David Cameron is an evil genius? Frankie Boyle

via. theguardian

Monday 1 June 2015 Last modified on Tuesday 2 June 2015

The prime minister has successfully pursued an agenda more radical than Thatcher’s – and has managed it without anybody being terribly worried by him…

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Politics, World Affairs & Current Events

Menace of the Shopkins!

If I was an evil capitalist looking to come up with an evil scheme to brainwash children into becoming good little consumers then I could sit back with a sense of a job well done after inventing  213 more words


Straighten Up and Fly Wrong, Mr. and/or Ms.


Look…I didn’t want to have to do this. Really, I didn’t. But you’re never going to become an evil genius this way. There is a certain level of shenanigans required and, well, you just aren’t living up to the standard, not even for a novice. 100 more words

New Item - Evil Genius Geek Merit Badge

There are a lot of kinds of genius. You’ve got your philanthropic geniuses, your billionaire geniuses, your misunderstood geniuses.  But no genius is as worthy of celebration as the Evil Genius. 27 more words

Here's The Thing...

So, I just did a YouTube video chatting about my latest book The Robusta Incident.

For the record, this was not because I wanted to give trolls an excuse to visit and talk about how ugly I am. 551 more words