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The Algorithms of Love

Mathematics, like space flight and love, has always been something of a mystery to me (which is probably why I’m not an astronaut but I… 840 more words

divorce can make you crazy… unless you already are

Put a bag of my ex-wife’s things that I thought she might want over by a dumpster where I knew she would find them, near where her new girlfriend lives, you know, just across the parking lot from me. 77 more words


St. Louis County Man Executed for 1998 Murder

BONNE TERRE, Mo. (KMOX) – Andre Cole was executed by lethal injection at 10:15 p.m. Tuesday at the Eastern Reception, Diagnostic and Correctional Center in Bonne Terre, according to the Department of Corrections. 504 more words


My Subconscious Ex-Wife

There’s a person (we’ll call them Blair) whom I’ve known for a very long time who, in many ways, is a constant reminder of the person I used to be. 494 more words

Observations Of Life

The Bunnie Boiler Limerick

There once was a girl named Deb.

She wore so much make up you could wipe off her pretty.

She went off to college and met a boy when she got shitty. 327 more words

Dear Scott: My Ex Wants Me To Consent To Plastic Surgery For Our 5 Year-Old

Dear Scott:
My ex-wife is nuts. She’s running with a group of pageant moms and trying to turn our 5 year-old into a princess. Last week, she approached me about getting plastic surgery for our daughter. 48 more words


It’s So Funny How We Don’t Talk Anymore (Ode to Cliff Richard)

My ex-wife got remarried two weeks ago. It hardly registered, good, bad or indifferent. Our past time together is so distant now.

We’ll be forever connected by our two kids, 19 and 16. 518 more words

Children Of Divorce