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Take my heart away

What is tears?

Drops of salty liquid that give you red nose, and bulgy eyes.

No, you won’t look cute like Rudolph,

More to a horrendous clown, … 46 more words

Poem

An incredible itch, a rubber glove, and a very large penis

Now that I’ve grabbed your attention I can reveal that the following are real instances of encounters with patients by emergency staff.

A very smart looking lady, who was 106, presented with an incredibly itchy back. 246 more words

Humour

"if i kiss you now will you remember?"

everything happened so fast. i regretted smiling into the kiss. i didn’t want him to pull away but i was getting so weak in the knees i was scared that i would topple off and become a heap of mess on his feet. 271 more words

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