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My MRI = WRONG!

I got my notification for the MRI I’ve been waiting for, like 10 years? <gross sarcasm because I'm SO pissed off>

What do I see? 392 more words

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Did a Wee Stroke Affect My Keystrokes?

Well, stroke or no, I’m typing on my mobile like I’ve never seen one before. That’s probably why I keep having to charge it five times a day. 147 more words

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Anybody Miss Me?

Hey Twitter People. I just got back from a 5 inpatient hospital stay. Don’t know what happened yet as for some stupid reason couldn’t get MRI while there. 148 more words

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Another Vote to Rip Out My Uterus!

I knew I needed new glasses.  I’ve joked here about Bifocals but instead I needed “Progressives.”  So is that beginning of the slow descent to Bifocalism? 255 more words

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Was the Change Worth More Than the Purchase?

I collected lots of things when I was a kid. 

Stamps, coins, fossils–or anything else I could find during my “Archeological Digs” in our backyards.  Including a lot of trouble for my ‘Digs, and a lot of Heatstroke. 298 more words

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The Final Uterus

Okay.  I have had it UP TO HERE WITH MY GODDAM BLOODY FIBROIDS!!!

Oops.  “Bloody” was a pretty dumb word to write there, wasn’t it? Nonetheless… 351 more words

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I Beat Them With my Cane!

I finally figured out why I’m in so much pain while walking.  It’s not me.  It’s this crappy cane I’m using now.

It’s in heavy duty camo.  397 more words

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