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Mr Money Money Money

I kid you not, I have just received a messaged from a 21 year old ‘actively seeking a relationship’ asking me about money, more specifically, if I was on more than £25000 a year. 327 more words

The evildoers will stumble (Ps 27:2-27:2)

“When evildoers assail me,

When they try to devour my flesh,

My adversaries and foes,

They shall stumble and fall.”

Straightforward, if the evildoers tried to attack David, they would stumble and fall. 20 more words

You are what you eat, and I am garbage (language and dramatic flare warning)

Look through your robot friends and behold me, the weak, pathetic human caught in the mist of your interweb. Commence the judging.

I have spent the last month in a complete state of ruin. 945 more words

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I am not a good poet

I don’t know poem structure,

I can’t think of a rhyming scheme,

I can’t pour my mind out in verse, chorus, verse.

I can only lay bare my scarred heart and smile, willing or not. 116 more words


Fallen Off The Wagon - Back On The Oregon Trail

I feel as if I have fallen off the wagon. If this were Oregon Trail, I would have died of typhoid! Yes – it seems that life has gotten in the way, and I have been to lazy to fight it! 163 more words


Don't mess with Gregory from Barcelona!

Oh, up until this moment I could not stop telling people how nice it is to travel through Airbnb!

This summer we had a very promising trip – it started beautifully! 295 more words