“You’ve never come from penetration?” he asks, incredulous.
What does he want me to say? I’m just joking, encouraging you to go down on me more instead of allowing you pleasure. 341 more words
Well, it’s here, that peculiar experiment in social Darwinism, the office Christmas party (OXP). Not only is there pressure to attend, there’s an unspoken obligation to ‘have a good time’ which, trust me, will be policed on the day by some extroverted fuc*nuckle who singles you out for extra bonhomie just because your resting-party-face is still too Grinchy. 1,564 more words
Day 124 and 125, November 27, 2016 @8:21 pm
Make hay while the sun shines. I love proverbs, don’t you? Life could be easier and better if we heed them. 264 more words
I started this earlier in 2016 and then dug it up again when applying to the Bitch pop culture fellowship. Faking It is up there as one of my favourite shows of all time and I really miss its unashamedly affirming approach to LGBT issues. 825 more words