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Max: World Domination, One Fart At A Time

There’s nothing quite like the feeling you get when you cook your own food, get ready to sit down to enjoy said delicious meal with a quality beverage and, out of the corner of your eye, notice your cat (or dog, depending on your pet preference), licking him/herself in the most unflattering position possible.  588 more words

Why does our body pass gas, and what does it mean?

Thank you Dr. Plant School of Natural Health and Wellness for this valuable info!!!!

Why does our body pass gas, and what does it mean? 299 more words


Is farting in your relationship wrong?

Is farting in your relationship wrong? i.e being with your spouse and suddenly “………………….”
and you’re like…. Woooowooooh ….. Did you just ……………………?
Hmmmmmm…… One cannot hide common fart for years in a relationship, Someway… Somehow it will occur. 45 more words


Back To School Night Stinks

Back to school night,
is so wonderful indeed,
It often makes me regret,
ever having had to leave.

As I’m immediately taken,
with a weird need to transgress, 87 more words


That's My Girl!

Oh, my sweet dear darling child,

Never could my imagination be so wild,

As to think heaven could bless me,

With a child quite so lovely as thee. 75 more words


FART FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Where do farts come from? Farts come from your body…out of your butt.  And if you’re talented like me, you can fart from your armpits too!   684 more words


Wet Or Dry??

Listen to these very funny baby farts and try to figure out if they’re wet or dry.  I’m pretty sure some of them were taking giant dumps in their diapers.   22 more words