Classic Miss Ellen,
Sweet as a melon,
But sassy as a lemon
When she farts like a felon.
Classic Sir Vincent
Cute as an infant. 9 more words
“I am enamored of your farts.”
Don’t ask me why–perhaps it is genetic (we found a bevy of typed fart jokes in my grandpa’s desk drawer after he died)-but I think passing wind, tooting, poofing, cropdusting, whatever term you wish to use to describe small explosions betwixt the butt cheeks, to be riotously hilarious. 106 more words
You might have spent your whole life being polite. A little prudish even. Or you may have been a whole lot more earthy. But one thing you’re going to have to talk about and live with from now on are certain bodily functions that you might not be comfortable talking about. 563 more words
Dad, they keep making fun of me at school.
You need to ignore them and not be so sensitive to everything other kids tell you. I’ve talked to you about this before. 75 more words