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Poems for Us

Classic Miss Ellen,
Sweet as a melon,
But sassy as a lemon
When she farts like a felon.

Classic Sir Vincent
Cute as an infant. 9 more words


Yoga, medication and farts!

After a couple weeks dragging my arse I finally made it back to the studio. It was dark, raining and cold and I totally didn’t want to go back out of the house after getting home. 952 more words


Do Animals Find Flatulence to Be Funny?

“I am enamored of your farts.”

Don’t ask me why–perhaps it is genetic (we found a bevy of typed fart jokes in my grandpa’s desk drawer after he died)-but I think passing wind, tooting, poofing, cropdusting, whatever term you wish to use to describe small explosions betwixt the butt cheeks, to be riotously hilarious. 106 more words


Marriage Advice from Tony Chachere

When I was first married, I thought it would be nice to slowly introduce the spouse to some of the food I enjoyed while living in the Deep South. 209 more words

Food And Beverage

On farting

You might have spent your whole life being polite. A little prudish even. Or you may have been a whole lot more earthy. But one thing you’re going to have to talk about and live with from now on are certain bodily functions that you might not be comfortable talking about. 563 more words

Colon Cancer

Passing On The Skills (Amongst other things) - Ethan's World

Dad, they keep making fun of me at school.

You need to ignore them and not be so sensitive to everything other kids tell you. I’ve talked to you about this before. 75 more words


things just got ugly on the smoking porch

well I am distracted because although the Lord is holding me I am not comforted.  I came in and tried to post on my cell phone but it was down to 3 % power.  796 more words