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Names for Farts That Sound Like English Royal Families

A. The Earl of Stench

B. Richard the Lion-Farted

C. The Stuart of Squirt… 35 more words

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The one thing you should never do is...

The one thing you should never do is…fart in a small elevator with more than 6 people in it. Yes it has happened to me and my farts are like actually rare so it was tough for me to handle… 161 more words

Teenager

The Adventures of Spork & Foon

The picture of my “future self” never included laying in bed laughing about farts. It is wonderful to live life as an adult child. Thank you for teaching me how to be one.

Headphones and farts

Wearing headphones do not make your farts silent. Keep this in mind.

Quotes

God Knows You Farted

My family and I spend many joyous evenings conjuring up inappropriate picture book titles. 141 more words

On Writing

Toots and a Concert

Friday, November 3, 2017

“Have the toots. Went up to and ’s place and played Settlers of Catan. It was so fun. Trying to figure out a way to go to a concert next week. 29 more words

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