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Hey Diddle Dribble!

One of the most memorable customers that myself and Anthony will never forget was a very strange woman that lived locally to our shop and for some reason, I always remember her name, Jenna, I think the reason I remember her name was because she told me it at least 16 times the first time we met. 861 more words

Tattoo

Cosmic Quote #92

“I tell you, we are here on earth to fart around, and don’t let anyone tell you different.”–Kurt Vonnegut

I always knew Kurt Vonnegut was a class guy. 

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Quotes

A new diet to save the planet

In August I did a course in Sustainable Stand Up with the marvellous Belina Raffy. Here’s the result. Inappropriate thoughts and bad fart jokes. but we all gotta start somewhere… :-)

Video

Why do farts smell bad?

If you don’t eat something that smells like a fart, why do your farts smell like farts?

If you eat a pizza, why doesn’t your fart smell like pizza? 19 more words

Prototype

She’s just a cheap
prototype of
a girlfriend

ain’t no one finds that sexy

Something about her smells
like a fart locked in a jar… 70 more words

Poems

Naughty chicken guy

I asked him for a breast but he gave me a vagina.

Get your mind out of the gutter, naughty chicken guy!

Fulfillment

The Absolutely Crazy, Yet Still Totally Believable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strawberry Jam Incident

…co-starring her best old pal, Wendy Wheatgrass

Hot Damn, it’s more Doclopedia entries!

The Doclopedia #1,350

Fun Magic Spells: The Wall of Marshmallow Spell… 187 more words