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Egg Sandwiches

My husband is ten years my senior. This works out nicely for us because it puts us on the same level (not naming names). It also works nicely for me when I need to get him to pipe down with a quickness. 241 more words

Conversations With Parents: Mom and Ray - "Farts"

So by the title of this post, you probably already know what you are getting ready to experience. Let me preface with the disclosure that there was no gas passed or mimicked during this conversation. 235 more words

My Being

Audio book

Just to let you all know, I;m hoping to be auditioning for people to read Pony Tricks to make it into an audio book.  I wouldn’t mind doing it myself, but, as ever, Jane thinks she knows best, and so we’re looking for some one to play the part of me, farts and all!


If we are what we eat, then I am that thing you smell

“Everybody doesn’t like rotten eggs.”

Or, so my 8-year old nephew tells me. That particular conversation might have been instigated by a dog’s fart, but it led to serious contemplation on the very nature of my expectation and understanding of food as a biological and cultural experience: If we are what we eat, then I am that thing you smell. 319 more words


Company Let's You Buy Farts From 80 Different Countries

A new Kickstarter campaign aims to answer a very important question: What do farts smell like in other countries?

Well, Fart in a Jar will deliver butt gas from people in 80 different nations, everywhere from Germany and Vietnam to Abu Dhabi and the Samoan Islands. 71 more words


You Can Share Those Epic Farts With New Fart-Sharing App, Fartners

By Nadia Noir

Do you have amazingly odorous and aurally insane farts? Does your butt create a stinky symphony that you wish you could share with all your “fartners-in-crime?” If a man farts in the forest, does it really make a sound? 154 more words




I’ve been sitting on my sofa

Farting and swearing

One good enough for sharing

But nobody was there.

Nobody was anywhere. 195 more words